Trust Me - I Do This All The Time

You can be trusted. Let people know that they don't need to worry. You can be trusted b/c you do this all of the time. When you wear this shirt it won't matter what you're doing, people will know that they can trust you - be it to not trip while walking or not choke while eating, or not die while skydiving, people around you will feel more comfortable when you wear this shirt, so pick one up today.