Top 10 Good Things About Conservatives

...they die eventually. You know... Conservatives aren't good for much, right? I mean we can't think of anything they're good for. That's why this list is as short as it is. If you feel the same way, then this shirt is for you. Great for any day out of any year, but especially timely with today's political/economic mess.

If you're a conservative, well, then today's shirt isn't for you, sorry. We might run your shirt tomorrow.