Technosexual

First there was heterosexual followed closely by homosexual. Then, one day, metrosexual arose to define a man that acted a little homosexual but was really heterosexual. This was perpetuated by a Southpark episode. Then came many other (blank)sexuals that we won't bother naming here, but.... But NOW we have our own sexual and that's technosexual... yes folks, come one, come all, and come get your technosexual shirt while supplies last (or until the day is over) and help us perpetuate the new sexual. Because here at ShirtaDay, as much as we'd like to be metrosexual, and might even pretend or try to be so, we're really just technosexual... we're cool, we look good, but we have lots of gadgets and cool new things, like doors that open with RF remotes, and trash cans with IR sensors, faucets that go on and off when you place something underneath, robots to do our cleaning, and etc., etc. So come jump on the new (blank)sexual bandwagon and buy a shirt from us.

Today's shirt is brought to you by Justin Salzer.