My Life Is A Very Complicated Drinking Game

We understand how it is. Your life is one complicated drinking game. Hence today's shirt. There are pawns to controls (your friends to make sure you get to the best parties) and obstacles to clear (sometimes getting back home can be a challenge) and jackpots to win (getting that girl/guy to give you their number (or go home with you)). It's a balancing act between just life and drunk life. So, let others know your life is complicated and it's all one big drinking game with this plain awesome shirt.