Im Not Unemployed Im an IT Consultant

Has the man got you down? Tired of paying for the owner's beach house? Do you know more about computers than everyone in your office? Tired of seeing the sunrise while on the clock? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you should break out on your own and be an IT Consultant. Chicks dig geeks. If you were birthed on a keyboard like I was, then you should fix small businesses networks. It only makes sense. Point me to your server... let's make some magic! If you missed the original version without the IT reference check out today's alternative shirt!