I always give 100% at work

I always give 100% of my effort at work. It is just spread out over the week. I like to pace my self and get ready for the weekend. So Wednesday is my big day! Don't even bother me on Friday, and especially in the afternoon. What is up with this people calling me and working at 4 on Friday, trying to sell me something. Come on now. This shirt will be great on any color, get a different color for everyday of the week and this way your boss will know what day to give you some new work. And NOT FRIDAY!