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Nov 15

Dont Touch My Junk

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If you don't know what this shirt is talking about, then you haven't heard about the new TSA procedures (enhanced pat down techniques) and the guy who didn't want a TSA agent touching his junk. The video recorded of him is going viral.

You can read about it here: CNN

Or here: KTVU article

Honestly, we wouldn't want our junk being touched, so we'll be wearing these shirts the next time we have to fly.... and with the holidays coming up, that's going to be pretty soon.

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