Big Fish

This sounds like a whale of a tale to me. I don't think that story will hold water, if you know what I mean. You know it's funny though, on multiple levels. Be careful not to buy this shirt for your 'straight-laced' fisherman friend who might not get the joke. That guy will not know how to wear it responsibility. I know you're tempted though. That's on you if that's what you decide. My hands are clean.